I do think the funniest thing about Kinnporsche is the part where Big tries to shock Porsche with the fact that Kinn is gay because when u watch it at first you’re like ok yeah heteronormativity I see how that could work but then u watch the rest of the show and it’s like. Kinn is gay his little brother is gay his older brother is gay his cousin is gay and evil. He has 2 gay best friends who come over and hang all over each other gayly while at shooting practice. Being gay isn’t a choice it’s a virus and everyone within 1 meter of this household gets infected with it automatically. Pete says to Porsche “yeah everyone knows about that” and in his head is wondering how the hell Porsche missed the massive flashing neon sign on top of the mansion that reads “GAY” with a giant arrow pointing down.
Ok but the whole Kinnporsche is the modern Thai remake of Goncharov (1973) joke inadvertently causing people to think that Kinnporsche isn’t a real show is very funny cause like…. if without context you told me about a mafia movie from the 70s produced by Martin Scorsese staring Robert De Niro with lots of homoerotic subtext and catholic imagery then you told me about a softcore gay porn show from Thailand about the mafia that had a complete theatrical release, originally based on a novel where the guy who inspired one of the main characters not only funded the TV show but also played the character who was based on him and then asked a guy he met once modeling 10 years ago to come back to Thailand and play the other main character and includes scenes like: lead character getting absolutely railed in an infinity pool in front of Deutsche Bank, side character + antagonist having bdsm gay sex in a torture dungeon following the emotional death of the antagonist’s pet hedgehog, and pop star/secret mafia prince leaving dead bodies of would be assailants without context like a stray cat for his ex boyfriend that he broke up with but is also trying to win back. And then you told me that one of these is real and the other is a collective joke made by tumblr people, I would lose my mind when you told which was which.
“I am six-and-seventy years old. I have known Viserys longer than any who sit at this table and I will not believe that he said this on his deathbed, alone, with only the boy’s mother as a witness. This is seizure! It is theft! It is treason!“
thinking about how alicent went from being otto’s daughter to viserys’s wife to aegon’s mother and has never actually been just alicent except for maybe when she was rhaenyra’s best friend
